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TomorrowWeb.net Building the Websites of Tomorrow... TODAY! Est. 1998 • Professional World Wide Web Solutions • Gainesville, Florida, U.S.A. |
You found the card. The card is real. So are we.
(hold your card up to the screen. it matches. this is the place.)
Building the Websites of Tomorrow...
TODAY!
TODAY!
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[x] Optimized for Netscape Navigator [x] Internet Explorer Compatible [x] AOL Friendly [x] Y2K Ready [x] FREE Email Account [x] FREE Visitor Counter |
Your Business
on the World Wide Web! |
TomorrowWeb.net
*1998 pricing. the asterisk is doing a lot of work. see THE FINE PRINT at the bottom of this page.
*1998 pricing. the asterisk is doing a lot of work. see THE FINE PRINT at the bottom of this page.
You are visitor number:
#0000000
counter installed free with every package. accuracy sold separately.
Is your business on the World Wide Web yet? By the year 2001, experts predict that MOST businesses will have a "web site." Your customers are already asking Jeeves about you. What are they finding? Nothing? That is a problem we solve, affordably, in about two weeks.
PACKAGES & RATES
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THE STARTER
$299* Everything on the card: - 1 (one) Home Page - Netscape optimized - IE compatible - AOL friendly - Y2K ready - FREE e-mail account - FREE visitor counter - Your phone number, ON THE INTERNET |
THE 2026 WEBSITE -- our most popular. we cannot explain it either!!
$2,000 <-- NO asterisk. this price is REAL. see fine print. A web site FROM THE FUTURE. our futures division builds it. features we can barely describe: - Loads in UNDER TWO SECONDS. we have timed it repeatedly. it is unsettling. - Works on the TELEPHONE. in the future, over HALF of your visitors view web sites on a tiny telephone. we know how that sounds. - ANALYTICS: the site keeps a diary of who visited, how they found you, and which page made them call. like a hit counter that went to college. - FORMS that deliver a visitor's name & number to you INSTANTLY. no fax machine involved at any point. - BUILT TO CONVERT: every page arranged for one purpose -- making your telephone ring. - Wired for a brand-new search engine called "Google" (launched just this September. our futurist INSISTS. we trust the futurist.) - Call to launch in 35 days. You own 100% of everything, forever. Zero hidden fees. |
CORPORATE POWERHOUSE
$999* Everything in PROFESSIONAL, plus: - FRAMES (left-side navigation!!) - Splash page with "CLICK TO ENTER" - Java applet water ripple effect on your logo - Hit counter with FLAMES - Your OWN domain name consultation - Priority webmaster support (same week) |
OUR FUTURISTIC WEBSITES
| The following web sites were produced by our FUTURES DIVISION (the fellows who build the $2,000 package). We want to be very clear about two things. One: these are REAL web sites for REAL businesses, and you may visit them right now on your own computer. Two: the results listed are REAL numbers, measured by future instruments. We have stopped asking the futures division how. They just point at the machine. |
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COPPERTONE CREATIONS -- a waterfront R.V. resort. WHAT WE DID: photography-forward design, on-line booking paths, works on the telephone. THE RESULT: 3 bookings in its first 3 days on-line, with ZERO advertising dollars. the web site simply... did it. by itself. while everyone slept. read the full report |
CHIROPRACTIC ASSOCIATES OF ALACHUA -- serving spines since 1999 (next year). WHAT WE DID: complete rebuild, new photography & video, deep service pages, appointment funnel. THE RESULT: visitors read the service pages for an average of 5 MINUTES 38 SECONDS. in 1998 that much on-line time costs eleven dollars. in the future it is free and they book appointments at the end. read the full report |
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AQUA PLANT CONTROL -- lake & pond experts since 1978. the one we are proudest of: their old web site was built in 2002, and we RESCUED them from it. WHAT WE DID: total rebuild for speed and search, modern branding, recovered their domain at no charge. THE RESULT: grade "A" from the GTmetrix machine -- 99% performance, loads in 836 milliseconds. (a GTmetrix is a future device that grades web sites. "A" is the good one.) read the full report |
EAGLE AC HEATING & COOLING -- two brothers who pick up the phone. WHAT WE DID: rebuilt their site from a "Squarespace" (a future mistake we will not explain), wired in conversion paths and call tracking. THE RESULT: 242+ tracked conversions and counting. the client has stayed with us month-to-month for over a YEAR, because the telephone will not stop ringing. they have expanded to TELEVISION. the future has television on the computer too. long story. read the full report |
TESTIMONIALS
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"I typed my own store's name into the computer and there it was. My wife did not believe me until I showed her. Worth every penny." -- Gator Bob, Gator Bob's Bait & Tackle "TomorrowWeb put my listings on the Internet and now people call me having ALREADY seen the house. It feels like witchcraft but the nice kind." -- Debra S., Sunshine State Realty "They said it would be done in two weeks. It was done in TEN DAYS. I have never experienced anything like it in the construction-adjacent trades." -- Duke, Duke's Auto Emporium |
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
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Q: What exactly is a "web site"? A: It is like a Yellow Pages ad that lives inside the computer, except it can be any size, it never expires, and it can play music. Q: Do I need the Internet to have a web site? A: You do not! YOUR CUSTOMERS need the Internet. That is the beautiful part. Q: Will Y2K destroy my web site? A: All TomorrowWeb sites are certified Y2K READY. When the ball drops, your site will still be standing. We are quite confident. Reasonably confident. Q: How long does it take? A: About two weeks. On time and on budget -- we are strangely rigid about this and it has cost us friendships. Q: What if I want to change something later? A: You call the webmaster. He is a real man with a real phone. The site is YOURS -- every file, every pixel. That has always been our whole thing. |
CONTACT THE WEBMASTER
Ready to get your business on the World Wide Web?E-MAIL THE WEBMASTER NOW
all e-mail answered within 3 business days. we only have one webmaster. he is very good.
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WRITERS GUILD
THE FINE PRINT (the part you should actually read): TomorrowWeb.net is a time-travel experience and advertisement presented for entertainment purposes by Imperium Marketing Solutions, LLC of Gainesville, Florida -- a real, present-day company that builds real, present-day websites. The 1998-era clients in the testimonials (Gator Bob's, Sunshine State Realty, Duke's Auto Emporium) are fictional, and any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. The businesses shown under OUR FUTURISTIC WEBSITES, however, are real clients of Imperium Marketing Solutions, their screenshots are real, and the results quoted are from their published case studies. The 1998 prices are jokes and are not available in this or any timeline. The visitor counter is decorative. Exactly one claim on this page is true, and it is this one: websites from 2026 start at $2,000, and everything you buy, you keep. To speak with us in the present day, visit bestgainesvillemarketing.com or e-mail the webmaster above. He will answer faster than 3 business days. That part was also a joke. Mostly.
© 1998 TomorrowWeb.net • All Rights Reserved • Hand-Coded in the U.S.A.
this page has been continuously operating since 1998. do not ask how. do not look at the year too closely.
this page has been continuously operating since 1998. do not ask how. do not look at the year too closely.