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TomorrowWeb.net Building the Websites of Tomorrow... TODAY! Est. 1998 • Professional World Wide Web Solutions • Gainesville, Florida, U.S.A. |
You found the card. The card is real. So are we.
(hold your card up to the screen. it matches. this is the place.)
Building the Websites of Tomorrow...
TODAY!
TODAY!
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[x] Optimized for Netscape Navigator [x] Internet Explorer Compatible [x] AOL Friendly [x] Y2K Ready [x] FREE Email Account [x] FREE Visitor Counter |
Your Business
on the World Wide Web! |
TomorrowWeb.net
*1998 pricing. the asterisk is doing a lot of work. see THE FINE PRINT at the bottom of this page.
*1998 pricing. the asterisk is doing a lot of work. see THE FINE PRINT at the bottom of this page.
You are visitor number:
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counter installed free with every package. accuracy sold separately.
Is your business on the World Wide Web yet? By the year 2001, experts predict that MOST businesses will have a "web site." Your customers are already asking Jeeves about you. What are they finding? Nothing? That is a problem we solve, affordably, in about two weeks.
PACKAGES & RATES
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THE STARTER
$299**1998 pricing. see fine print. Everything on the card: [x] 1 (one) Home Page [x] Netscape optimized [x] Internet Explorer compatible [x] AOL friendly [x] Y2K ready [x] FREE e-mail account [x] FREE visitor counter [x] Your phone number, ON THE INTERNET perfect for 1998. we stand by it. |
★ MOST POPULAR -- WE CANNOT EXPLAIN IT EITHER ★
THE 2026 WEBSITE
built by our FUTURES DIVISION. a web site from 28 years in the future, installed today. STARTING AT $2,000 NO asterisk. this price is REAL and current. see fine print. more pages, more features, more future = more dollars. an exact quote costs nothing and arrives the same day.
CALL TO LAUNCH: 35 DAYS | YOU OWN 100%, FOREVER | HIDDEN FEES: ZERO ASK THE WEBMASTER ABOUT THE FUTURE |
OUR FUTURISTIC WEBSITES
| The following web sites were produced by our FUTURES DIVISION (the fellows who build the starting-at-$2,000 package). We want to be very clear about two things. One: these are REAL web sites for REAL businesses, and you may visit them right now on your own computer. Two: the results listed are REAL numbers, measured by future instruments. We have stopped asking the futures division how. They just point at the machine. |
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COPPERTONE CREATIONS -- a waterfront R.V. resort. WHAT WE DID: photography-forward design, on-line booking paths, works on the telephone. THE RESULT: 3 bookings in its first 3 days on-line, with ZERO advertising dollars. the web site simply... did it. by itself. while everyone slept. read the full report |
CHIROPRACTIC ASSOCIATES OF ALACHUA -- serving spines since 1999 (next year). WHAT WE DID: complete rebuild, new photography & video, deep service pages, appointment funnel. THE RESULT: visitors read the service pages for an average of 5 MINUTES 38 SECONDS. in 1998 that much on-line time costs eleven dollars. in the future it is free and they book appointments at the end. read the full report |
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AQUA PLANT CONTROL -- lake & pond experts since 1978. the one we are proudest of: their old web site was built in 2002, and we RESCUED them from it. WHAT WE DID: total rebuild for speed and search, modern branding, recovered their domain at no charge. THE RESULT: grade "A" from the GTmetrix machine -- 99% performance, loads in 836 milliseconds. (a GTmetrix is a future device that grades web sites. "A" is the good one.) read the full report |
EAGLE AC HEATING & COOLING -- two brothers who pick up the phone. WHAT WE DID: rebuilt their site from a "Squarespace" (a future mistake we will not explain), wired in conversion paths and call tracking. THE RESULT: 242+ tracked conversions and counting. the client has stayed with us month-to-month for over a YEAR, because the telephone will not stop ringing. they have expanded to TELEVISION. the future has television on the computer too. long story. read the full report |
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THOMPSON'S LANDSCAPE SOLUTIONS (GAINESVILLE SOD) -- family sod & landscape, est. 1995. WHAT WE DID: custom build with real job-site photography, pages for every sod variety, local search wiring, and a machine that ESTIMATES SOD FOR YOU. THE RESULT: +194.6% visitor growth in 28 days, over half of all traffic arriving from search, and first-page rankings for "sod gainesville fl." the calculator alone holds visitors for a minute-plus. read the full report |
TLS FLORIDA -- the supply & installation side of the Thompson family empire. WHAT WE DID: built from NOTHING -- a brand-new domain -- with a materials catalog and a custom COVERAGE CALCULATOR that returns real numbers from real inputs. THE RESULT: +481.7% search visibility in its first 28 days of existence. visitors spend 3 minutes 38 seconds with the calculator. in 1998 that is a long-distance call. read the full report |
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POLYMATH TILE ART -- a master tile craftsman, 17 years of mastery. WHAT WE DID: his FIRST-EVER web presence: six service pages, a quote funnel that notifies him instantly, and a trade section for contractors. THE RESULT: from ZERO web presence to booked. the owner's own words are in our TESTIMONIALS section below. he is real. so is his grout. read the full report |
TRUE LIFE BEVERAGES -- a beverage brand with five product lines. WHAT WE DID: editorial photography layout, a catalog for all five lines, and a partnership funnel for distributors & retailers. THE RESULT: the site does the heavy lifting before sales picks up the phone -- every inquiry arrives already qualified. a brochure that works nights and weekends, for free. read the full report |
TESTIMONIALS
received via a future machine called a "Google Business Profile." rated 5.0 out of 5 by every single reviewer. these are real people saying real things, which you may verify on your own computer.|
★★★★★ "Dom at Imperium Marketing Solutions is fantastic! He's knowledgeable, responsive, and always goes above and beyond. Whether it's website management, updates, or creative input, he delivers top-quality work every time. If you need a marketing expert who truly cares about your business, Dom is the one to call!" -- Christina Finegan ★★★★★ "Dom has been helping me with my LSA marketing and has been very responsive with any questions I've had and his prices are very reasonable. I'm happy with the customer service that has provided with my company and his knowledge of the skills that we need to reach our goal. Definitely going to continue our relationship with him." -- League of Extraordinary Painters ★★★★★ "Awesome guy to work with. We talked about several things he aced it. Highly recommend" -- William Hutchins, Polymath Tile Art (his web site is in the gallery above) ★★★★★ "Great marketing, beautiful websites, knowledgeable, and stunningly fair pricing." -- from our Google reviews ★★★★★ "Outstanding customer service and expertise highly recommend" -- from our Google reviews |
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
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Q: What exactly is a "web site"? A: It is like a Yellow Pages ad that lives inside the computer, except it can be any size, it never expires, and it can play music. Q: Do I need the Internet to have a web site? A: You do not! YOUR CUSTOMERS need the Internet. That is the beautiful part. Q: Will Y2K destroy my web site? A: All TomorrowWeb sites are certified Y2K READY. When the ball drops, your site will still be standing. We are quite confident. Reasonably confident. Q: How long does it take? A: About two weeks. On time and on budget -- we are strangely rigid about this and it has cost us friendships. Q: What if I want to change something later? A: You call us. Real people, real phones. The site is YOURS -- every file, every pixel. That has always been our whole thing. |
CONTACT THE WEBMASTER
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WRITERS GUILD
THE FINE PRINT (the part you should actually read): TomorrowWeb.net is a time-travel experience and advertisement presented for entertainment purposes by Imperium Marketing Solutions, LLC of Gainesville, Florida -- a real, present-day company that builds real, present-day websites. The 1998-era clients in the testimonials (Gator Bob's, Sunshine State Realty, Duke's Auto Emporium) are fictional, and any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. The businesses shown under OUR FUTURISTIC WEBSITES, however, are real clients of Imperium Marketing Solutions, their screenshots are real, and the results quoted are from their published case studies. The testimonials are genuine reviews from the company's public Google Business Profile, quoted with their original star ratings. The 1998 prices are jokes and are not available in this or any timeline. The visitor counter is decorative. Exactly one claim on this page is true, and it is this one: websites from 2026 start at $2,000, and everything you buy, you keep. To speak with us in the present day, visit bestgainesvillemarketing.com or e-mail us above. Same-day response is the real policy.
© 1998 TomorrowWeb.net • All Rights Reserved • Hand-Coded in the U.S.A.
this page has been continuously operating since 1998. do not ask how. do not look at the year too closely.
this page has been continuously operating since 1998. do not ask how. do not look at the year too closely.